if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
does anyone else remember the shrek version of american idol that was in the bonus features of shrek 2 or was that just some crazy dream i had
Ich wollte nie im Leben etwas haben dessen Verlust ich nicht ertragen könnte. Nun ist es zu spät dafür.
you know those people that can literally carry on a conversation with anyone are amazing like wow how do you do that
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried